Dónde está Che Pelotas?

Here's my response to your Bolivian BS Che

2008-04-30T00:02:00.000-07:00

That punk Che Pelotas posted a self-indulgent video of his 'la vida eterna' Bolivian desert lifestyle. Here's my response to what I think of it.
(((go here to view Maxi's reprieve, Un Mensaje Por Che)))
Love, Lt. Maxi Rodriguez, Interpol

I walk the Bolivian Desert

2008-03-25T23:54:00.000-07:00

It's still a mystery who exactly I am. Here is part one of a series of installments from my journal: a visual meditation and a verbal exploration of Che's pondering thoughts as he walks the desert of south-western Bolivia. His thoughts can only bring to mind the true essence belying the desert heart: an emptiness, a nothingness, the meaning of eternal life. As Jesus once pondered his thoughts in the desert, it was only a matter of time he needed to confront the Devil himself. Our modern day Jesus, Che Pelotas, confronts his thoughts with the devil in another disguise: interpol's very own Koharski.

(((click here to view)))

Dónde está Che Pelotas? soundtrack coming soon

2007-12-22T12:12:00.000-08:00

Here's the first tidbit of music for the forthcoming Dónde está Che Pelotas? movie soundtrack. This is Don Nico's theme as composed by Alex Theodoropulos. (((Click here for the link)))
And as previously posted, go to Global Transmission's website, to see Episode 1 of Dónde está Che Pelotas?You can view the 15 minute movie (plus 3.5 minutes of credits) by clicking (((here))) on Global Transmission's exclusive Che Pelotas webpage.

EPISODE I :: SHARK FLANK STEAK

2007-12-20T18:29:00.002-08:00

As seen on Global Transmission's website, Episode 1 of Dónde está Che Pelotas? is now online. You can view the 15 minute movie by clicking (((here))) on Global Transmission's exclusive Che Pelotas webpage.

la vida eterna.......

Dónde está Che Pelotas? MOVIE PREMIERE TONIGHT

2007-12-16T10:15:00.001-08:00

Please join us this evening for the world premiere of Episode I of Dónde está Che Pelotas?
Movie screening of this epic 15 minute film (+3.5 minutes of groundbreaking credits) at 5PM at the Double Dutch on 3192 16th Street, SF CA. A short Q+A session to follow afterwards, and the stars of the film will be available for autographs and press photos as well.
......la vida eterna.........

Dónde está Che Pelotas? MOVIE PREMIERE

2007-12-13T19:02:00.000-08:00

Please join us for the world premiere of Dónde está Che Pelotas?
This Sunday night at 5PM the Double Dutch on 3192 16th Street, SF CA.
In case of technical problems (which can sometimes occur), the screening will take place on 185 Lundys Avenue in the Outer Mission, at 6 PM on the same day.

Dónde está Che Pelotas? the movie trailer

2007-12-05T00:01:00.000-08:00

tune in tomorrow

2007-12-04T08:56:00.001-08:00

one more day............

EN DOS DIAS

2007-12-03T08:28:00.000-08:00

WIPE OUT YOUR TO DO LIST, IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, THIS WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE PRIORITY ON YOUR POST-IT PAGE

IT'S COMING

2007-12-02T11:57:00.001-08:00

IT'S COMING SOON. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. IT'S COMING SOON.
STAY TUNED MY LOST SOULS, STAY TUNED................la vida eterrrrnnnnaaaa

Che is not the only one touching the lives of the young

2007-11-28T10:18:00.000-08:00

Che,
You arrogant pelotudo. You're not the only one with a future brigade of fighters. Take a look at this young girl in Salento, Colombia sporting the limited edition, Maxi Rodriguez Interpol Certified silver and gold rimmed Ray Ban's. How's that for youthful style Mr. Silky Smooth?
And she's got the trademarked Maxi Rodriguez shot between the eyes - CHA-BLOWWW!! She'll be coming after you and your Fairy Fighters in no time.

My posse is growing

2007-11-22T10:45:00.000-08:00

Officers Rodriguez y Koharski,
Do not you know that your efforts are futile? I have a posse of young rebels and adoring fans throughout the globe. They share my values, righteous ideology, and also my pleasures. Even if you did catch me, one of my posse will take charge. You cannot stop our cause, everyday you waste time chasing us, our posse grows exponentially bigger and stronger.
These young recruits have good style. With a little bit of hand holding and the molding, they will be silky smooth muy pronto.

You and the borracho need to get dressed for the party

2007-11-15T20:55:00.000-08:00

Maxi....or is it Maxine? ha ha ha
Your poor police salary can't even buy you decent clothes. How do you expect to win this silly little war that you and the borracho speak much of? You don't want me to even tell you how bad your little partner knows how not to dress. At least the two of you should go to la tienda and buy some more improvement clothes so at least the blood that you will shed will be on designer labels.
Don't worry about me with your big war. Obviously I have the will of the youth, and soldiers from all over the world fighting for the PPM (Pelotas People Movement).
And my little boludos here even dress better than your ugly girly wear. ha ha ha.
la vida eterna tu cabeza de mierda

Maxi's Rebuttal

2007-11-08T08:38:00.000-08:00

Che,
You ugly sonofabitch. You think you're so silky smooth because that's what's written on our Interpol Daily Dockets. Do you think I'm scared of your greasy hairdo or Don Nico's stank eau de toilette. And don't even threaten me with your ho's the Pelota girls. I'll pistol-whip them back to the tiny Pampas village that they came from.
Don't worry Che, I'll leave the borracho at home. Instead I'll bring my friends Smith, Wesson, and Signor Baretta to the party.
Tu culo es mio

I'm not worried

2007-11-05T14:17:00.001-08:00

Maxi,
In fact, when you bring your little so-called war onto me and my Don Nico, we are not so worried as to even participate. I will send my Pelota girls for you to since you and the borracho are not man enough for me. I will be laughing when my chicas tear apart your drunk buddy and your little girly face. Ha ha, I am laughing.
I will be eating shark flank steak while my girls, they are will be taking care of your foolish little girly-fighting business.

A message for Maxi Rodríguez

2007-11-02T08:45:00.001-07:00

Maxi,
You silly little man. I do not need no stinking army to take on you bumbling boludos at Interpol. Do not you know that I am having the almighty Don on my side. You and the borracho Koharski are of no matching for my silky smooth self, and the Don of Suave, Don Nico. Prepare yourself for the tasting of our olive oil soaked bullets as it grazes your pretty little girly face.
La Vida Eterrrrnnnnnaaaaaaa
Besos, Che

For one Interpol officer, this is personal

2007-10-31T20:05:00.000-07:00

That's it Che, go ahead and train your puny little paramilitary outfit. Because Maxi Rodriguez de Interpol is coming, and el está traendo el dolor en tu culo.

No one wants Che more than Maxi, and he's ready to go mano y mano with el chico suave any day.

Armegeddon is coming

2007-10-30T12:15:00.000-07:00

This photo was taken a few hours ago in the jungles of Colombia. Our silky smooth assassin must have gotten word that Interpol was hot on his trail in Ecuador. He just jumped borders and is amassing a massive paramilitary group of guerrilla rebels, or as he so eloquently puts it, 'lung freedom fighters'.
That's it Che, amass all you want, because Koharski and Rodriguez are coming with an official Interpol issued can of whoop-ass to beat down on your silky smooth army.

RENdom Photo of the Day

2007-10-28T17:36:00.000-07:00

We believe Che is hiding in the mountain region of Ecuador. He usually seeks refuge by sheltering himself with longtime advisor, Lucho Gonzalez. Here is Lucho with what we believe to be is Che's border collie, Pepé. Lucho on guard with Pepé leads us to believe that Che is either injured, or is seeking fashion advice from Lucho for this year's uomo winter collection.

We know Che is the leader of the style police, but the international task force of Interpol is ready to bring down a fashion faux pax on that silky smooth ass.

Just off the wire from the South American Bureau of Interpol

2007-10-09T09:35:00.000-07:00

This image was taken by a surveillance crew staking out Hugo Chavez in Caracas, Venezuela, when they happened to stumble upon another larger than life revolutionary, none other than Señor Che Pelotas. What's the difference between these two South American icons?

Well for starters, Hugo Chavez never looked this silky smooth in surveillance photos. You know how the rest of it goes.....

His Worldwide Appeal is Growing Exponentially

2007-10-08T10:12:00.001-07:00

Damnit!
His smoothness knows no limits. His royal Che-ness taking over the worldwide web. He's now on Wikipedia
Stop toying with us Che, Interpol is on you like flies on mierda.

Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol

An ominous sign for you Señor Pelotas

2007-10-08T09:32:00.000-07:00

Che - you may be winning this little charade of yours, but we at Interpol can taste the sweet smooth silky sweat dripping off your brow onto your Armani Jeans Fall 2007 casual line, caused by el fuego de Interpol. Just remember, it ain't over till the fat lady sings......
Wait, who's that chubby lady at the end???
Your time is running out Che Boludo........

Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol

Not Your Average cup of Joe

2007-10-04T09:25:00.000-07:00

You have several options for your coffee:
black, cafe au lait, cappuccino, cortado, espresso, or in this picture,
silky smooth, freshly brewed, Colombian Pelota with a twist of lime. It might have caffeine, but it's sucka free.

Surveillance Photo :: 12 September 2006 :: 1700 hours

2007-10-02T09:26:00.001-07:00

In an exchange with 'El Tiburon', reported mob boss of the South American drug cartel, Che is in deep thought unknowingly being captured by the Interpol Surveillance Team.
What we captured is Che in silky, smooth flavor country thanks to the latest modo Versace suit and throat smoothing Peloterette. C'mon Che, the camera doesn't lie. Your wanted by Interpol for extreme style points.
Silky

la vida eterna.........

2007-08-27T00:01:00.001-07:00

RENdom Photo of the Day

2007-07-02T05:54:00.000-07:00

what is part of any successful revolution?
it's to get the will and power of the people.......
and judging from this work by the che freedom fighters, che pelotas is halfway there.
damn you che, and your silky, smooth powers of persuasion.......

Please, would someone tell us -

2007-06-27T09:40:00.000-07:00

FOR CHRISTSAKE, WHERE THE HELL IS CHE F*N' PELOTAS??!?!?!

He's Sitting Comfortably at Home

2007-06-23T12:21:00.000-07:00

Why is he laughing?
He's got his girls, his guns, and an incredible sense of style. Wouldn't you be laughing if you were in his soft, silky, suave, and saucy shoes?

Describe Ché Pelotas in a Single Sentence

2007-04-09T05:38:00.000-07:00

İn case you've forgotten,this man is extremely dangerous....

and obviously, ohhhh soooooo silky smoooooth.

Che blends in everywhere worldwide

2007-02-17T23:22:00.000-08:00

so keep your eyes out for him

Che Pelotas has the ability to disguise himself

2007-02-05T06:40:00.000-08:00

which is why we're asking, Dónde está Ché Pelotas?

Photo taken a few days ago in Bucharest

2007-01-02T05:59:00.000-08:00

Identity has not been confirmed. But we believe this is a photo of Che Pelotas taken a few days ago in Bucharest, Romania.

We're not sure if this is a coincidence, but the timing of this photo correlates with Romania's acceptance into the EU. If this is indeed Mr. Pelotas, the former eastern bloc country famous for Count Dracula, just got a bit smoother and silkier.

A Not So Happy Christmas Present

2006-12-22T19:36:00.000-08:00

Just when we were getting somewhere with our interrogation, Mr. Silky-Smooth you-know-who managed to escape.

His damn silky slipperiness must have slid him through the bars.
Damn, and I thought we had a nice, big fat, Christmas turkey this year.
God##$%#%*#$it!

A messiah?

2006-11-30T21:46:00.000-08:00

Some have called this man a prophet. Some have called him a criminal.

But none of us can deny that this so called second coming of Jesus is oh so silky smooth.
We're continuing to interrogate him here at Interpol to find out his silky smooth criminal secrets.

2006-11-23T22:32:00.000-08:00

Ché Pelotas mouthing off to Interpol officers at his arraignment.

Who's got who by the 'pelotas' now, Mr. Ché?

LATE BREAKING NEWS!!!

2006-11-16T22:55:00.000-08:00

PRELIMINARY REPORTS FROM INTERPOL OFFICERS RODRIGUEZ AND KOHARSKI REPORT THAT CHE PELOTAS HAS BEEN CAPTURED IN THE JUNGLES OF BOLIVIA.

Che has lots of questions to answer regarding the Dinglepoon and Buhloonaught Bombings......also, questions about how he stays so ohh so silky smooth. Stay tuned.

A shot in the dark

2006-11-14T18:40:00.000-08:00

Let's go through Interpol's priority checklist.
Even with low light, slow shutter speed, and an F-stop of 5.8, Senor Che Pelotas is still

elusive: check
mysterious: check
dashing: check
elegant: check
makes our nipples hard: check
and ohhh so silky, smooth: check

Is that a smile? Say cheese.

2006-11-13T03:18:00.000-08:00

Is Che mugging the camera or is he just toying with us?

His mind games keep throwing us for a loop.

Never seen in a bad light

2006-11-11T18:42:00.000-08:00

Even in the shadows, when the light is not cast on him correctly,
he's still oh so silky smooth.

Don't you just wanna give him a lick?

Seeking witness for Interpol questioning

2006-11-08T18:38:00.000-08:00

If anyone knows the whereabouts of this woman, please contact Interpol immediately.

She was seen here in the vicinity of Che and "El Canguro" when they made an apparent deal involving large sums of money. We need to verify if Che was silky smooth during the transaction.

F- for class participation

2006-11-03T14:37:00.000-08:00

C'mon people.
We're giving you a chance here at Interpol to help out with "Operation Ballbreaker", our Che Pelotas case. He's proven to be an elusive character, the least you can do is a humor us here at Interpol HQ. Try this one instead, I'm sure you guys can come up with something:

Che says "UMMM, that be some refreshing ________________________________________________________"

We expect more from you people this time.

Class Participation

2006-11-01T15:37:00.000-08:00

We've been looking for Che Pelotas a long time here at Interpol. We've exhausted almost all our resources, as well as cliches. Now it's your turn.

Please fill in what you think the caption should be for this surveillance photo:

Hey Che, ___________________________________________________________________, if it's the last thing we do, goddamnit!

Meeting with the Risotto Brothers

2006-10-30T16:03:00.000-08:00

Che just met with the Risotto Brothers.

What are you guys up to Che?
Don't worry, we'll find out soon enough. Interpol always sometimes gets their man.

Peek-a-Boo

2006-10-26T04:55:00.000-07:00

Alright Che. Enough games.

We're tired of playing 'hide and go seek'.

Che's softer side

2006-10-23T16:18:00.000-07:00

Even the stars can weep at night.

But don't think you have us fooled here at Interpol with your sensitive feminine side new millenium male bullshit. We know you're still a smooth cold hearted snake, and we're coming to get you Che.

El Gato Negro revisited

2006-10-21T22:01:00.000-07:00

Che and El Gato Negro after a brief meeting.
Watch out. Both are extremely crazy.

Itchy Trigger Finger

2006-10-18T01:42:00.000-07:00

Yes, we can't resist. At Interpol, we can't seem to stop pulling the trigger.

Camera trigger finger that is. With so much silky smooth style, how can we resist?

Surveillance continues

2006-10-16T03:55:00.000-07:00

Damn he looks good under surveillance during twilight hours. Good lighting accentuates his silky smoothness.

It's as if he knows the camera is there?

We've tapped this call, but we can't find the essential information

2006-10-15T01:00:00.000-07:00

OK Che, you've got us stumped here at Interpol.

Is that argyle pullover you're wearing part of the 2007 Giorgio Armani Winter Collection? Your smoothness knows no limits.

He's viewed as one of us

2006-10-13T03:47:00.000-07:00

He might give us fits here at Interpol, but he's very popular with the people.
Here he is with Meatpackers Local #348

Damn you Che, and your commoner connections.

Che believed to be in......

2006-10-09T20:56:00.000-07:00

Che is believed to be back in Buenos Aires.
Or is he in Sao Paolo?
Or maybe Prague?

His silky smoothness, has made him so slippery to track down. Damn you Che and your smooth, silky ways.

Pick your side

2006-10-06T02:51:00.000-07:00

These are two of Interpol's best assigned to capture Che Pelotas, dead or alive.
Lieutenants Rodriguez and Koharski.

Who would you bet on, Interpol or silky smooth you know who?

File Photo #1

2006-09-30T20:09:00.000-07:00

At Interpol, we've got (2)10'x10' rooms dedicated strictly to Che Pelotas criminal activities.
We have over 4500 surveillance photos,
nearly 1000 hours of audio and videotape,
and in the cafe we even have a dessert, Pelota Jell-o Surprise, named after him.
In the past, we've shown you File Photo #891, and File Photo #2512.
Here is File Photo #1 taken from his 1978 high school yearbook while under a different alias. He's been throwing us off for 18 years with his disguises and pseudonyms.
But we'll get him,
if old age doesn't get him first.

Even then he masked his name to something silky and smooth.
Che Pelotapulos. Ha, you don't have us fooled for a second.

Che, you rat bastard!

2006-09-29T20:35:00.000-07:00

Che, is that my wife your with!!
OK, now it's personal.

I'm coming to get you.
-- Maxi

pelota girls

2006-09-29T06:13:00.000-07:00

These girls will do anything for Master Che.
But they also have an unsatiable appetite for destruction.
Some say that if Che didn't control them, they'd be out of control......wait, is that a repetitive oxymoron nomenclature?

Either way, Che knows to be careful.

If I had a knife and fork

2006-09-27T01:31:00.000-07:00

Look at you.
You look so damn tasty, I could slap you on a side of chit'lins with biscuits and gravy and gobble you up myself.

Ummmmm, ummmmm,ummm. Now that them there would be some good eats!

Bleeding the lines between art and reality

2006-09-27T01:19:00.000-07:00

I can't tell the difference between what's art and what's humanity in this shot. Which is more beautiful? It's so hard to say. I know which one is more silky though.

Flavor Country

2006-09-26T06:58:00.000-07:00

Look at him.
Silky smooth.
Tightly wrapped and tightly fitted.
Straight up flavor and taste.

Just like a pack of smooth tasting, no filtered, Pelotas cigarillos.

by the way guys, i hope you all appreciate these che pelotas postings.
i've had to blog in chinese out here, and it's a big fucking pain in my ass.
just saying, that's all.......great, now i've started another blog controversy.

interpol chief bustamante

Che Pelotas and El Tiburon

2006-09-24T00:49:00.000-07:00

2 Badass Dudes.
Very, very, badass.

And dudes too. Very much so.

Che caught in public

2006-09-23T08:10:00.000-07:00

Who is Che talking to on the phone?
Why is he in an art gallery?
Is that a Malbec he's drinking?

If seen, contact authorities right away, and get the f* outta there!

2006-09-22T01:32:00.000-07:00

If you were smart lady,
get the hell away from there.
It looks and smells like trouble is brewing.......

File photo #891

2006-09-20T21:17:00.000-07:00

This surveillance photo was taken in Geneva, Switzerland on 23 March 2002 at 08:44 GMT. Even then, he was silky smooth.

Let me introduce 'El Tiburon'

2006-09-20T02:03:00.000-07:00

Let me introduce 'El Tiburon', one of the meanest, and dirtiest crime bosses on the South American continent. He isn't nicknamed 'The Shark' for no reason. Here he is enjoying a pack of 'Pelotas' with Che.

During normal business hours, he has set up a front as a director of a Spanish language school. But in reality, he is using Che Pelotas slick and smooth criminal skills to his benefit in increasing his crime power. If the two of them work together, it would be as if Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun just signed an allied war front agreement. Then times that by twenty, and you've got Che Pelotas and El Tiburon's fighting power.
Interpol continues its round the clock watch.

He who laughs last, laughs best

2006-09-18T16:32:00.000-07:00

Oh sure, laugh now Che Pelotas.
But remember this little game of yours is a marathon, not a sprint. It's a war, not a battle. You might have won all the sprints and battles up to this point, but we'll see who's laughing in the end.

Transaction 14 September 2006, 19:03 hs. Argentina local time

2006-09-17T01:35:00.000-07:00

Caught on videotape

At the time, this all seemed innocent

24 hours later, Che Pelotas and Don Nico made off with $2,000,000 USD by planting a mechanical device that allowed them to enter and exit throught the ATM machine to withdraw mega-amounts of money.

We're not positive it's they who are guilty, or if this 'ATM Entry' technology even works or exists, but we know these two are guilty of high class style. We're pretty sure the robbery was commited by them though. I mean, how else could these guys afford such slick-style, high-profile suits.

Look! Look! Look!

2006-09-16T04:08:00.000-07:00

Damn it BsAs copper, he's right there standing next to you!

Silky smooth APB

2006-09-14T16:26:00.000-07:00

Oohh, you're slick Che. Real slick.

Oh yeah, well Maxi's got a posse too

2006-09-13T13:11:00.000-07:00

Maxi's posse includes Mr. Glock, Mr. Smith as well as Mr. Wesson

Like we said before,

2006-09-12T07:31:00.000-07:00

....Che Pelotas has a really, really big posse.

Che Pelotas has a posse

2006-09-11T10:16:00.000-07:00

he's popular in the streets

2006-09-10T19:28:00.000-07:00

che pelotas has a posse

reconfirming the known facts

2006-09-09T16:38:00.000-07:00

just to make it clear. he's dangerous, and has got so much style.

More Photos from Buhloonaught

2006-09-08T13:39:00.000-07:00

it's too much of a coincidence that Ché Pelotas was walking away from Buhloonaught. Way too much of a coincidence.
But the only thing we can book him with, is Premeditated Style Assault. Why do you toy with us Ché?

More Witness Photos submitted

2006-09-07T13:55:00.000-07:00

Another photo submitted by an anonymous witness placing Che Pelotas in the vicinity of the Buhloonaught Building bombing. Also, this photo shows his silky smooth style a little clearer than the previous anonymous photo submittal.

Buhloonaught Building Bombed in BsAs

2006-09-06T19:26:00.000-07:00

Photo taken 15 minutes after the Buhloonaught Building was bombed yesterday evening. Photo was submitted by an anonymous witness. Obviously is is the work of you know who. Will the wrath of Che Pelotas ever end?

When Che Pelotas comes...............

2006-09-05T14:04:00.000-07:00

If Che Pelotas brings the reckoning…….

……..Maxí Rodriguez will bring the pain

the reckoning is coming

2006-09-04T12:51:00.000-07:00

so this is what it sounds like when doves cry.

Has a weakness for the finer things in life - maybe that's how we'll get him!

2006-09-03T09:23:00.000-07:00

he's.......

....ooohhhhhh,

......sooooo,

......silllkkkky

smoooottthhhh.

umm.

Even silk weeps

2006-09-02T12:00:00.000-07:00

Shot at Teatro Colon, August 31, 2006, 21:30 Argentina Time. Has a fondness for opera and symphony, and even his tears are silky smooth.

Ché Pelotas Interpol File Photo #2512

2006-09-01T14:44:00.001-07:00

At Interpol, we're watching you Ché Pelotas and Don Nico.
And just to let you know, we're watching you very, very, very, very closely......
........and you know what we see,
such silky smooth style, 2 steps ahead of the rest.

Why are you taunting us Ché Pelotas?

2006-08-31T14:02:00.000-07:00

Ché Pelotas and Don Nico are meeting in public on a regular basis, but we have no concrete evidence to press charges. The only thing these two are guilty of is that silky, smooth Ché Pelotas style.

photo taken two days ago

2006-08-30T12:36:00.000-07:00

What are you up to Ché Pelotas? What are you up to?

Ché Pelotas and his boss Don Nico

2006-08-29T12:42:00.000-07:00

File photo of Ché Pelotas meeting with the Capo de Tutti Mafia, Don Nico. Head of all crime families in South America. Another powerful and dangerous man, with almost the same amount of Pelotas style.

Enter "El Canguro"

2006-08-28T19:54:00.000-07:00

Apparently, Che has been receiving orders from several Capo heads, including “El Canguro”, so named for the surprises he packs in his belly.

Interpol's main officer in pursuit of Ché Pelotas

2006-08-27T16:29:00.000-07:00

For Ché Pelotas, it’s never personal, it’s just business.

But for Maxi Rodriguez, the main Interpol officer in pursuit of Ché Pelotas, it’s not business, it’s personal.

Late breaking news from the Dinglepoon bombing

2006-08-26T11:42:00.000-07:00

Just submitted are surveillance shots found outside the Dinglepoon Building before the bombing. Ché Pelotas is seen here setting the coordinates for the detonation device, in that smooth and silky, Ché Pelota style.

caught on tape after bombing

2006-08-24T17:35:00.000-07:00

Photo sent by witness after the Dinglepoon bombing. Notice the shocked look on the bystanders faces as Ché Pelotas walks by. They are in awe of the bombing as well as the style dripping off of Ché's suit.

Pelotas strikes again in South America

2006-08-23T20:31:00.000-07:00

We have confirmed that Ché Pelotas is in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Surveillance cameras caught him on tape entering and exiting a Buenos Aires bank. He entered with an empty briefcase:

But left with a full one.

10 minutes later when the police arrived, $5,000,000 Argentine pesos ($1,628,6644 USD) was missing.

Considered armed, dangerous, and full of Pelota style.

making a deal with Pablo 'La Ballena Linda' Rizzato

2006-08-22T17:34:00.000-07:00

caught on surveillance, during an exchange with one of the Rizzato brothers, Pablo a.k.a. 'La Ballena Linda' (the Pretty Whale). 'La Ballena Linda' is the reported strongarm behind the Rizzato crime family's South America capo regime.

Pelotas cigarillos

2006-08-21T17:57:00.000-07:00

Ché's preferred pack of smokes.....

latest APB

2006-08-20T16:06:00.000-07:00

Rumored to have just made a deal with the Rizzato brothers. Ché Pelotas? Pelotas now be more powerful and dangerous as ever.

latest sighting

2006-08-19T14:43:00.000-07:00

rumored to be vacationing on a private Mediterranean island off of Cyprus.....

Dónde está Ché Pelotas?

2006-08-19T14:09:00.000-07:00

last seen in buenos aires.....