A messiah? Some have called this man a prophet. Some have called him a criminal.

But none of us can deny that this so called second coming of Jesus is oh so silky smooth.
We're continuing to interrogate him here at Interpol to find out his silky smooth criminal secrets.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 9:46 PM 0 Comments

  Ché Pelotas mouthing off to Interpol officers at his arraignment.

Who's got who by the 'pelotas' now, Mr. Ché?

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 10:32 PM 0 Comments

  LATE BREAKING NEWS!!! PRELIMINARY REPORTS FROM INTERPOL OFFICERS RODRIGUEZ AND KOHARSKI REPORT THAT CHE PELOTAS HAS BEEN CAPTURED IN THE JUNGLES OF BOLIVIA.


Che has lots of questions to answer regarding the Dinglepoon and Buhloonaught Bombings......also, questions about how he stays so ohh so silky smooth. Stay tuned.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 10:55 PM 0 Comments

  A shot in the dark Let's go through Interpol's priority checklist.
Even with low light, slow shutter speed, and an F-stop of 5.8, Senor Che Pelotas is still

elusive: check
mysterious: check
dashing: check
elegant: check
makes our nipples hard: check
and ohhh so silky, smooth: check

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 6:40 PM 0 Comments

  Is that a smile? Say cheese. Is Che mugging the camera or is he just toying with us?

His mind games keep throwing us for a loop.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 3:18 AM 0 Comments

  Never seen in a bad light Even in the shadows, when the light is not cast on him correctly,
he's still oh so silky smooth.

Don't you just wanna give him a lick?

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 6:42 PM 0 Comments

  Seeking witness for Interpol questioning If anyone knows the whereabouts of this woman, please contact Interpol immediately.

She was seen here in the vicinity of Che and "El Canguro" when they made an apparent deal involving large sums of money. We need to verify if Che was silky smooth during the transaction.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 6:38 PM 1 Comments

  F- for class participation C'mon people.
We're giving you a chance here at Interpol to help out with "Operation Ballbreaker", our Che Pelotas case. He's proven to be an elusive character, the least you can do is a humor us here at Interpol HQ. Try this one instead, I'm sure you guys can come up with something:

Che says "UMMM, that be some refreshing ________________________________________________________"

We expect more from you people this time.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 2:37 PM 0 Comments

  Class Participation We've been looking for Che Pelotas a long time here at Interpol. We've exhausted almost all our resources, as well as cliches. Now it's your turn.

Please fill in what you think the caption should be for this surveillance photo:

Hey Che, ___________________________________________________________________, if it's the last thing we do, goddamnit!

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 3:37 PM 0 Comments