We have over 4500 surveillance photos,
nearly 1000 hours of audio and videotape,
and in the cafe we even have a dessert, Pelota Jell-o Surprise, named after him.
In the past, we've shown you File Photo #891, and File Photo #2512.
Here is File Photo #1 taken from his 1978 high school yearbook while under a different alias. He's been throwing us off for 18 years with his disguises and pseudonyms.
But we'll get him,
if old age doesn't get him first.
Even then he masked his name to something silky and smooth.
Che Pelotapulos. Ha, you don't have us fooled for a second.
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OK, now it's personal.
I'm coming to get you.
-- Maxi
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But they also have an unsatiable appetite for destruction.
Some say that if Che didn't control them, they'd be out of control......wait, is that a repetitive oxymoron nomenclature?
Either way, Che knows to be careful.
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You look so damn tasty, I could slap you on a side of chit'lins with biscuits and gravy and gobble you up myself.
Ummmmm, ummmmm,ummm. Now that them there would be some good eats!
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Silky smooth.
Tightly wrapped and tightly fitted.
Straight up flavor and taste.
Just like a pack of smooth tasting, no filtered, Pelotas cigarillos.
by the way guys, i hope you all appreciate these che pelotas postings.
i've had to blog in chinese out here, and it's a big fucking pain in my ass.
just saying, that's all.......great, now i've started another blog controversy.
interpol chief bustamante
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Very, very, badass.
And dudes too. Very much so.
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Why is he in an art gallery?
Is that a Malbec he's drinking?
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get the hell away from there.
It looks and smells like trouble is brewing.......
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During normal business hours, he has set up a front as a director of a Spanish language school. But in reality, he is using Che Pelotas slick and smooth criminal skills to his benefit in increasing his crime power. If the two of them work together, it would be as if Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great and Attila the Hun just signed an allied war front agreement. Then times that by twenty, and you've got Che Pelotas and El Tiburon's fighting power.
Interpol continues its round the clock watch.
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But remember this little game of yours is a marathon, not a sprint. It's a war, not a battle. You might have won all the sprints and battles up to this point, but we'll see who's laughing in the end.
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At the time, this all seemed innocent
24 hours later, Che Pelotas and Don Nico made off with $2,000,000 USD by planting a mechanical device that allowed them to enter and exit throught the ATM machine to withdraw mega-amounts of money.
We're not positive it's they who are guilty, or if this 'ATM Entry' technology even works or exists, but we know these two are guilty of high class style. We're pretty sure the robbery was commited by them though. I mean, how else could these guys afford such slick-style, high-profile suits.
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But the only thing we can book him with, is Premeditated Style Assault. Why do you toy with us Ché?
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……..Maxí Rodriguez will bring the pain
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....ooohhhhhh,
......sooooo,
......silllkkkky
smoooottthhhh.
umm.
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And just to let you know, we're watching you very, very, very, very closely......
........and you know what we see,
such silky smooth style, 2 steps ahead of the rest.
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