File Photo #1
At Interpol, we've got (2)10'x10' rooms dedicated strictly to Che Pelotas criminal activities.
We have over 4500 surveillance photos,
nearly 1000 hours of audio and videotape,
and in the cafe we even have a dessert, Pelota Jell-o Surprise, named after him.
In the past, we've shown you File Photo #891, and File Photo #2512.
Here is File Photo #1 taken from his 1978 high school yearbook while under a different alias. He's been throwing us off for 18 years with his disguises and pseudonyms.
But we'll get him,
if old age doesn't get him first.
Even then he masked his name to something silky and smooth.
Che Pelotapulos. Ha, you don't have us fooled for a second.
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