For one Interpol officer, this is personal That's it Che, go ahead and train your puny little paramilitary outfit. Because Maxi Rodriguez de Interpol is coming, and el está traendo el dolor en tu culo.

No one wants Che more than Maxi, and he's ready to go mano y mano with el chico suave any day.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 8:05 PM 0 Comments

  Armegeddon is coming This photo was taken a few hours ago in the jungles of Colombia. Our silky smooth assassin must have gotten word that Interpol was hot on his trail in Ecuador. He just jumped borders and is amassing a massive paramilitary group of guerrilla rebels, or as he so eloquently puts it, 'lung freedom fighters'.
That's it Che, amass all you want, because Koharski and Rodriguez are coming with an official Interpol issued can of whoop-ass to beat down on your silky smooth army.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 12:15 PM 0 Comments

  RENdom Photo of the Day We believe Che is hiding in the mountain region of Ecuador. He usually seeks refuge by sheltering himself with longtime advisor, Lucho Gonzalez. Here is Lucho with what we believe to be is Che's border collie, Pepé. Lucho on guard with Pepé leads us to believe that Che is either injured, or is seeking fashion advice from Lucho for this year's uomo winter collection.

We know Che is the leader of the style police, but the international task force of Interpol is ready to bring down a fashion faux pax on that silky smooth ass.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 5:36 PM 0 Comments

  Just off the wire from the South American Bureau of Interpol This image was taken by a surveillance crew staking out Hugo Chavez in Caracas, Venezuela, when they happened to stumble upon another larger than life revolutionary, none other than Señor Che Pelotas. What's the difference between these two South American icons?

Well for starters, Hugo Chavez never looked this silky smooth in surveillance photos. You know how the rest of it goes.....

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 9:35 AM 0 Comments

  His Worldwide Appeal is Growing Exponentially Damnit!
His smoothness knows no limits. His royal Che-ness taking over the worldwide web. He's now on Wikipedia
Stop toying with us Che, Interpol is on you like flies on mierda.

Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 10:12 AM 0 Comments

  An ominous sign for you Señor Pelotas Che - you may be winning this little charade of yours, but we at Interpol can taste the sweet smooth silky sweat dripping off your brow onto your Armani Jeans Fall 2007 casual line, caused by el fuego de Interpol. Just remember, it ain't over till the fat lady sings......
Wait, who's that chubby lady at the end???
Your time is running out Che Boludo........

Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 9:32 AM 0 Comments

  Not Your Average cup of Joe You have several options for your coffee:
black, cafe au lait, cappuccino, cortado, espresso, or in this picture,
silky smooth, freshly brewed, Colombian Pelota with a twist of lime. It might have caffeine, but it's sucka free.

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 9:25 AM 0 Comments

  Surveillance Photo :: 12 September 2006 :: 1700 hours In an exchange with 'El Tiburon', reported mob boss of the South American drug cartel, Che is in deep thought unknowingly being captured by the Interpol Surveillance Team.
What we captured is Che in silky, smooth flavor country thanks to the latest modo Versace suit and throat smoothing Peloterette. C'mon Che, the camera doesn't lie. Your wanted by Interpol for extreme style points.
Silky

Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth

  ¶ 9:26 AM 0 Comments