Dónde está Che Pelotas?
Dónde está Che Pelotas? soundtrack coming soon
Here's the first tidbit of music for the forthcoming
Dónde está Che Pelotas? movie soundtrack. This is
Don Nico's theme as composed by Alex Theodoropulos.
(((Click here for the link)))
And as previously posted, go to Global Transmission's website, to see Episode 1 of
Dónde está Che Pelotas?You can view the 15 minute movie (plus 3.5 minutes of credits) by clicking
(((here))) on Global Transmission's exclusive Che Pelotas webpage.
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EPISODE I :: SHARK FLANK STEAK

As seen on Global Transmission's website, Episode 1 of
Dónde está Che Pelotas? is now online. You can view the 15 minute movie by clicking
(((here))) on Global Transmission's exclusive Che Pelotas webpage.
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Dónde está Che Pelotas? MOVIE PREMIERE TONIGHT
Please join us this evening for the world premiere of Episode I of
Dónde está Che Pelotas?
Movie screening of this epic 15 minute film (+3.5 minutes of groundbreaking credits) at 5PM at the
Double Dutch on 3192 16th Street, SF CA. A short Q+A session to follow afterwards, and the stars of the film will be available for autographs and press photos as well.
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Dónde está Che Pelotas? MOVIE PREMIERE

Please join us for the world premiere of
Dónde está Che Pelotas?This Sunday night at 5PM the
Double Dutch on 3192 16th Street, SF CA.
In case of technical problems (which can sometimes occur), the screening will take place on 185 Lundys Avenue in the Outer Mission, at 6 PM on the same day. Labels: Dónde está Che Pelotas?, interpol, la vida eterna, silky smooth
EN DOS DIAS
WIPE OUT YOUR TO DO LIST, IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, THIS WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE PRIORITY ON YOUR POST-IT PAGE

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IT'S COMING
IT'S COMING SOON. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. IT'S COMING SOON.
STAY TUNED MY LOST SOULS, STAY TUNED................
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Che is not the only one touching the lives of the young
Che,
You arrogant pelotudo. You're not the only one with a future brigade of fighters. Take a look at this young girl in Salento, Colombia sporting the limited edition, Maxi Rodriguez Interpol Certified silver and gold rimmed Ray Ban's. How's that for youthful style Mr. Silky Smooth?

And she's got the trademarked Maxi Rodriguez shot between the eyes - CHA-BLOWWW!! She'll be coming after you and your Fairy Fighters in no time.
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My posse is growing
Officers Rodriguez y Koharski,
Do not you know that your efforts are futile? I have a posse of young rebels and adoring fans throughout the globe. They share my values, righteous ideology, and also my pleasures. Even if you did catch me, one of my posse will take charge. You cannot stop our cause, everyday you waste time chasing us, our posse grows exponentially bigger and stronger.

These young recruits have good style. With a little bit of hand holding and the molding, they will be silky smooth muy pronto.
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You and the borracho need to get dressed for the party
Maxi....or is it Maxine? ha ha ha
Your poor police salary can't even buy you decent clothes. How do you expect to win this silly little war that you and the borracho speak much of? You don't want me to even tell you how bad your little partner knows how not to dress. At least the two of you should go to la tienda and buy some more improvement clothes so at least the blood that you will shed will be on designer labels.
Don't worry about me with your big war. Obviously I have the will of the youth, and soldiers from all over the world fighting for the PPM (Pelotas People Movement).

And my little boludos here even dress better than your ugly girly wear. ha ha ha.
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Maxi's Rebuttal
Che,
You ugly sonofabitch. You think you're so silky smooth because that's what's written on our Interpol Daily Dockets. Do you think I'm scared of your greasy hairdo or Don Nico's stank eau de toilette. And don't even threaten me with your ho's the Pelota girls. I'll pistol-whip them back to the tiny Pampas village that they came from.

Don't worry Che, I'll leave the borracho at home. Instead I'll bring my friends Smith, Wesson, and Signor Baretta to the party.
Tu culo es mio
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I'm not worried
Maxi,
In fact, when you bring your little so-called war onto me and my Don Nico, we are not so worried as to even participate. I will send my Pelota girls for you to since you and the borracho are not man enough for me. I will be laughing when my chicas tear apart your drunk buddy and your little girly face. Ha ha, I am laughing.

I will be eating shark flank steak while my girls, they are will be taking care of your foolish little girly-fighting business.
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A message for Maxi Rodríguez
Maxi,
You silly little man. I do not need no stinking army to take on you bumbling boludos at Interpol. Do not you know that I am having the almighty Don on my side. You and the borracho Koharski are of no matching for my silky smooth self, and the Don of Suave, Don Nico. Prepare yourself for the tasting of our olive oil soaked bullets as it grazes your pretty little girly face.
La Vida EterrrrnnnnnaaaaaaaBesos, Che
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For one Interpol officer, this is personal
That's it Che, go ahead and train your puny little paramilitary outfit. Because Maxi Rodriguez de Interpol is coming, and el está traendo el dolor en tu culo.

No one wants Che more than Maxi, and he's ready to go mano y mano with el chico suave any day.
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Armegeddon is coming
This photo was taken a few hours ago in the jungles of Colombia. Our silky smooth assassin must have gotten word that Interpol was hot on his trail in Ecuador. He just jumped borders and is amassing a massive paramilitary group of guerrilla rebels, or as he so eloquently puts it, 'lung freedom fighters'.

That's it Che, amass all you want, because Koharski and Rodriguez are coming with an official Interpol issued can of whoop-ass to beat down on your silky smooth army.
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RENdom Photo of the Day
We believe Che is hiding in the mountain region of Ecuador. He usually seeks refuge by sheltering himself with longtime advisor, Lucho Gonzalez. Here is Lucho with what we believe to be is Che's border collie, Pepé. Lucho on guard with Pepé leads us to believe that Che is either injured, or is seeking fashion advice from Lucho for this year's uomo winter collection.

We know Che is the leader of the style police, but the international task force of Interpol is ready to bring down a fashion faux pax on that silky smooth ass.
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Just off the wire from the South American Bureau of Interpol
This image was taken by a surveillance crew staking out Hugo Chavez in Caracas, Venezuela, when they happened to stumble upon another larger than life revolutionary, none other than Señor Che Pelotas. What's the difference between these two South American icons?

Well for starters, Hugo Chavez never looked this silky smooth in surveillance photos. You know how the rest of it goes.....
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His Worldwide Appeal is Growing Exponentially
Damnit!
His smoothness knows no limits. His royal Che-ness taking over the worldwide web. He's now on
WikipediaStop toying with us Che, Interpol is on you like flies on mierda.
Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol
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An ominous sign for you Señor Pelotas
Che - you may be winning this little charade of yours, but we at Interpol can taste the sweet smooth silky sweat dripping off your brow onto your Armani Jeans Fall 2007 casual line, caused by
el fuego de Interpol. Just remember, it ain't over till the fat lady sings......

Wait, who's that chubby lady at the end???
Your time is running out Che Boludo........
Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol
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