Dónde está Che Pelotas?
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
  Here's my response to your Bolivian BS Che
That punk Che Pelotas posted a self-indulgent video of his 'la vida eterna' Bolivian desert lifestyle. Here's my response to what I think of it.
(((go here to view Maxi's reprieve, Un Mensaje Por Che)))
Love, Lt. Maxi Rodriguez, Interpol

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
  I walk the Bolivian Desert
It's still a mystery who exactly I am. Here is part one of a series of installments from my journal: a visual meditation and a verbal exploration of Che's pondering thoughts as he walks the desert of south-western Bolivia. His thoughts can only bring to mind the true essence belying the desert heart: an emptiness, a nothingness, the meaning of eternal life. As Jesus once pondered his thoughts in the desert, it was only a matter of time he needed to confront the Devil himself. Our modern day Jesus, Che Pelotas, confronts his thoughts with the devil in another disguise: interpol's very own Koharski.

(((click here to view)))
 
Saturday, December 22, 2007
  Dónde está Che Pelotas? soundtrack coming soon
Here's the first tidbit of music for the forthcoming Dónde está Che Pelotas? movie soundtrack. This is Don Nico's theme as composed by Alex Theodoropulos. (((Click here for the link)))
And as previously posted, go to Global Transmission's website, to see Episode 1 of Dónde está Che Pelotas?You can view the 15 minute movie (plus 3.5 minutes of credits) by clicking (((here))) on Global Transmission's exclusive Che Pelotas webpage.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007
  EPISODE I :: SHARK FLANK STEAK
As seen on Global Transmission's website, Episode 1 of Dónde está Che Pelotas? is now online. You can view the 15 minute movie by clicking (((here))) on Global Transmission's exclusive Che Pelotas webpage.

la vida eterna.......

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Sunday, December 16, 2007
  Dónde está Che Pelotas? MOVIE PREMIERE TONIGHT
Please join us this evening for the world premiere of Episode I of Dónde está Che Pelotas?
Movie screening of this epic 15 minute film (+3.5 minutes of groundbreaking credits) at 5PM at the Double Dutch on 3192 16th Street, SF CA. A short Q+A session to follow afterwards, and the stars of the film will be available for autographs and press photos as well.
......la vida eterna.........

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Thursday, December 13, 2007
  Dónde está Che Pelotas? MOVIE PREMIERE
Please join us for the world premiere of Dónde está Che Pelotas?
This Sunday night at 5PM the Double Dutch on 3192 16th Street, SF CA.
In case of technical problems (which can sometimes occur), the screening will take place on 185 Lundys Avenue in the Outer Mission, at 6 PM on the same day.

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
  Dónde está Che Pelotas? the movie trailer
video

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007
  tune in tomorrow
one more day............

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Monday, December 03, 2007
  EN DOS DIAS
WIPE OUT YOUR TO DO LIST, IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, THIS WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE PRIORITY ON YOUR POST-IT PAGE

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Sunday, December 02, 2007
  IT'S COMING
IT'S COMING SOON. THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. IT'S COMING SOON.
STAY TUNED MY LOST SOULS, STAY TUNED................la vida eterrrrnnnnaaaa

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
  Che is not the only one touching the lives of the young
Che,
You arrogant pelotudo. You're not the only one with a future brigade of fighters. Take a look at this young girl in Salento, Colombia sporting the limited edition, Maxi Rodriguez Interpol Certified silver and gold rimmed Ray Ban's. How's that for youthful style Mr. Silky Smooth?
And she's got the trademarked Maxi Rodriguez shot between the eyes - CHA-BLOWWW!! She'll be coming after you and your Fairy Fighters in no time.

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Thursday, November 22, 2007
  My posse is growing
Officers Rodriguez y Koharski,
Do not you know that your efforts are futile? I have a posse of young rebels and adoring fans throughout the globe. They share my values, righteous ideology, and also my pleasures. Even if you did catch me, one of my posse will take charge. You cannot stop our cause, everyday you waste time chasing us, our posse grows exponentially bigger and stronger.
These young recruits have good style. With a little bit of hand holding and the molding, they will be silky smooth muy pronto.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007
  You and the borracho need to get dressed for the party
Maxi....or is it Maxine? ha ha ha
Your poor police salary can't even buy you decent clothes. How do you expect to win this silly little war that you and the borracho speak much of? You don't want me to even tell you how bad your little partner knows how not to dress. At least the two of you should go to la tienda and buy some more improvement clothes so at least the blood that you will shed will be on designer labels.
Don't worry about me with your big war. Obviously I have the will of the youth, and soldiers from all over the world fighting for the PPM (Pelotas People Movement).
And my little boludos here even dress better than your ugly girly wear. ha ha ha.
la vida eterna tu cabeza de mierda

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Thursday, November 08, 2007
  Maxi's Rebuttal
Che,
You ugly sonofabitch. You think you're so silky smooth because that's what's written on our Interpol Daily Dockets. Do you think I'm scared of your greasy hairdo or Don Nico's stank eau de toilette. And don't even threaten me with your ho's the Pelota girls. I'll pistol-whip them back to the tiny Pampas village that they came from.
Don't worry Che, I'll leave the borracho at home. Instead I'll bring my friends Smith, Wesson, and Signor Baretta to the party.
Tu culo es mio

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Monday, November 05, 2007
  I'm not worried
Maxi,
In fact, when you bring your little so-called war onto me and my Don Nico, we are not so worried as to even participate. I will send my Pelota girls for you to since you and the borracho are not man enough for me. I will be laughing when my chicas tear apart your drunk buddy and your little girly face. Ha ha, I am laughing.
I will be eating shark flank steak while my girls, they are will be taking care of your foolish little girly-fighting business.

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Friday, November 02, 2007
  A message for Maxi Rodríguez
Maxi,
You silly little man. I do not need no stinking army to take on you bumbling boludos at Interpol. Do not you know that I am having the almighty Don on my side. You and the borracho Koharski are of no matching for my silky smooth self, and the Don of Suave, Don Nico. Prepare yourself for the tasting of our olive oil soaked bullets as it grazes your pretty little girly face.
La Vida Eterrrrnnnnnaaaaaaa
Besos, Che

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
  For one Interpol officer, this is personal
That's it Che, go ahead and train your puny little paramilitary outfit. Because Maxi Rodriguez de Interpol is coming, and el está traendo el dolor en tu culo.

No one wants Che more than Maxi, and he's ready to go mano y mano with el chico suave any day.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
  Armegeddon is coming
This photo was taken a few hours ago in the jungles of Colombia. Our silky smooth assassin must have gotten word that Interpol was hot on his trail in Ecuador. He just jumped borders and is amassing a massive paramilitary group of guerrilla rebels, or as he so eloquently puts it, 'lung freedom fighters'.
That's it Che, amass all you want, because Koharski and Rodriguez are coming with an official Interpol issued can of whoop-ass to beat down on your silky smooth army.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007
  RENdom Photo of the Day
We believe Che is hiding in the mountain region of Ecuador. He usually seeks refuge by sheltering himself with longtime advisor, Lucho Gonzalez. Here is Lucho with what we believe to be is Che's border collie, Pepé. Lucho on guard with Pepé leads us to believe that Che is either injured, or is seeking fashion advice from Lucho for this year's uomo winter collection.

We know Che is the leader of the style police, but the international task force of Interpol is ready to bring down a fashion faux pax on that silky smooth ass.

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007
  Just off the wire from the South American Bureau of Interpol
This image was taken by a surveillance crew staking out Hugo Chavez in Caracas, Venezuela, when they happened to stumble upon another larger than life revolutionary, none other than Señor Che Pelotas. What's the difference between these two South American icons?

Well for starters, Hugo Chavez never looked this silky smooth in surveillance photos. You know how the rest of it goes.....

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Monday, October 08, 2007
  His Worldwide Appeal is Growing Exponentially
Damnit!
His smoothness knows no limits. His royal Che-ness taking over the worldwide web. He's now on Wikipedia
Stop toying with us Che, Interpol is on you like flies on mierda.

Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol

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  An ominous sign for you Señor Pelotas
Che - you may be winning this little charade of yours, but we at Interpol can taste the sweet smooth silky sweat dripping off your brow onto your Armani Jeans Fall 2007 casual line, caused by el fuego de Interpol. Just remember, it ain't over till the fat lady sings......
Wait, who's that chubby lady at the end???
Your time is running out Che Boludo........

Lt. Maxi Rodriguez
Interpol

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Thursday, October 04, 2007
  Not Your Average cup of Joe
You have several options for your coffee:
black, cafe au lait, cappuccino, cortado, espresso, or in this picture,
silky smooth, freshly brewed, Colombian Pelota with a twist of lime. It might have caffeine, but it's sucka free.

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007
  Surveillance Photo :: 12 September 2006 :: 1700 hours
In an exchange with 'El Tiburon', reported mob boss of the South American drug cartel, Che is in deep thought unknowingly being captured by the Interpol Surveillance Team.
What we captured is Che in silky, smooth flavor country thanks to the latest modo Versace suit and throat smoothing Peloterette. C'mon Che, the camera doesn't lie. Your wanted by Interpol for extreme style points.
Silky

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Monday, August 27, 2007
  la vida eterna.........

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Monday, July 02, 2007
  RENdom Photo of the Day
what is part of any successful revolution?
it's to get the will and power of the people.......
and judging from this work by the che freedom fighters, che pelotas is halfway there.
damn you che, and your silky, smooth powers of persuasion.......

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
  Please, would someone tell us -

FOR CHRISTSAKE, WHERE THE HELL IS CHE F*N' PELOTAS??!?!?!

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Saturday, June 23, 2007
  He's Sitting Comfortably at Home
Why is he laughing?
He's got his girls, his guns, and an incredible sense of style. Wouldn't you be laughing if you were in his soft, silky, suave, and saucy shoes?

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Monday, April 09, 2007
  Describe Ché Pelotas in a Single Sentence
İn case you've forgotten,this man is extremely dangerous....

and obviously, ohhhh soooooo silky smoooooth.

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Saturday, February 17, 2007
  Che blends in everywhere worldwide
so keep your eyes out for him

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Monday, February 05, 2007
  Che Pelotas has the ability to disguise himself
which is why we're asking, Dónde está Ché Pelotas?

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007
  Photo taken a few days ago in Bucharest
Identity has not been confirmed. But we believe this is a photo of Che Pelotas taken a few days ago in Bucharest, Romania.

We're not sure if this is a coincidence, but the timing of this photo correlates with Romania's acceptance into the EU. If this is indeed Mr. Pelotas, the former eastern bloc country famous for Count Dracula, just got a bit smoother and silkier.

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Friday, December 22, 2006
  A Not So Happy Christmas Present
Just when we were getting somewhere with our interrogation, Mr. Silky-Smooth you-know-who managed to escape.

His damn silky slipperiness must have slid him through the bars.
Damn, and I thought we had a nice, big fat, Christmas turkey this year.
God##$%#%*#$it!

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Thursday, November 30, 2006
  A messiah?
Some have called this man a prophet. Some have called him a criminal.

But none of us can deny that this so called second coming of Jesus is oh so silky smooth.
We're continuing to interrogate him here at Interpol to find out his silky smooth criminal secrets.

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Thursday, November 23, 2006
 
Ché Pelotas mouthing off to Interpol officers at his arraignment.

Who's got who by the 'pelotas' now, Mr. Ché?

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Thursday, November 16, 2006
  LATE BREAKING NEWS!!!
PRELIMINARY REPORTS FROM INTERPOL OFFICERS RODRIGUEZ AND KOHARSKI REPORT THAT CHE PELOTAS HAS BEEN CAPTURED IN THE JUNGLES OF BOLIVIA.


Che has lots of questions to answer regarding the Dinglepoon and Buhloonaught Bombings......also, questions about how he stays so ohh so silky smooth. Stay tuned.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
  A shot in the dark
Let's go through Interpol's priority checklist.
Even with low light, slow shutter speed, and an F-stop of 5.8, Senor Che Pelotas is still

elusive: check
mysterious: check
dashing: check
elegant: check
makes our nipples hard: check
and ohhh so silky, smooth: check

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Monday, November 13, 2006
  Is that a smile? Say cheese.
Is Che mugging the camera or is he just toying with us?

His mind games keep throwing us for a loop.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006
  Never seen in a bad light
Even in the shadows, when the light is not cast on him correctly,
he's still oh so silky smooth.

Don't you just wanna give him a lick?

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
  Seeking witness for Interpol questioning
If anyone knows the whereabouts of this woman, please contact Interpol immediately.

She was seen here in the vicinity of Che and "El Canguro" when they made an apparent deal involving large sums of money. We need to verify if Che was silky smooth during the transaction.

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Friday, November 03, 2006
  F- for class participation
C'mon people.
We're giving you a chance here at Interpol to help out with "Operation Ballbreaker", our Che Pelotas case. He's proven to be an elusive character, the least you can do is a humor us here at Interpol HQ. Try this one instead, I'm sure you guys can come up with something:

Che says "UMMM, that be some refreshing ________________________________________________________"

We expect more from you people this time.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
  Class Participation
We've been looking for Che Pelotas a long time here at Interpol. We've exhausted almost all our resources, as well as cliches. Now it's your turn.

Please fill in what you think the caption should be for this surveillance photo:

Hey Che, ___________________________________________________________________, if it's the last thing we do, goddamnit!

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Monday, October 30, 2006
  Meeting with the Risotto Brothers
Che just met with the Risotto Brothers.

What are you guys up to Che?
Don't worry, we'll find out soon enough. Interpol always sometimes gets their man.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006
  Peek-a-Boo
Alright Che. Enough games.

We're tired of playing 'hide and go seek'.

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Monday, October 23, 2006
  Che's softer side
Even the stars can weep at night.

But don't think you have us fooled here at Interpol with your sensitive feminine side new millenium male bullshit. We know you're still a smooth cold hearted snake, and we're coming to get you Che.

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Saturday, October 21, 2006
  El Gato Negro revisited

Che and El Gato Negro after a brief meeting.
Watch out. Both are extremely crazy.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
  Itchy Trigger Finger
Yes, we can't resist. At Interpol, we can't seem to stop pulling the trigger.

Camera trigger finger that is. With so much silky smooth style, how can we resist?

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Monday, October 16, 2006
  Surveillance continues
Damn he looks good under surveillance during twilight hours. Good lighting accentuates his silky smoothness.

It's as if he knows the camera is there?

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Sunday, October 15, 2006
  We've tapped this call, but we can't find the essential information
OK Che, you've got us stumped here at Interpol.

Is that argyle pullover you're wearing part of the 2007 Giorgio Armani Winter Collection? Your smoothness knows no limits.

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Friday, October 13, 2006
  He's viewed as one of us
He might give us fits here at Interpol, but he's very popular with the people.
Here he is with Meatpackers Local #348

Damn you Che, and your commoner connections.

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Monday, October 09, 2006
  Che believed to be in......
Che is believed to be back in Buenos Aires.
Or is he in Sao Paolo?
Or maybe Prague?

His silky smoothness, has made him so slippery to track down. Damn you Che and your smooth, silky ways.

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Friday, October 06, 2006
  Pick your side
These are two of Interpol's best assigned to capture Che Pelotas, dead or alive.
Lieutenants Rodriguez and Koharski.

Who would you bet on, Interpol or silky smooth you know who?

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Saturday, September 30, 2006
  File Photo #1
At Interpol, we've got (2)10'x10' rooms dedicated strictly to Che Pelotas criminal activities.
We have over 4500 surveillance photos,
nearly 1000 hours of audio and videotape,
and in the cafe we even have a dessert, Pelota Jell-o Surprise, named after him.
In the past, we've shown you File Photo #891, and File Photo #2512.
Here is File Photo #1 taken from his 1978 high school yearbook while under a different alias. He's been throwing us off for 18 years with his disguises and pseudonyms.
But we'll get him,
if old age doesn't get him first.

Even then he masked his name to something silky and smooth.
Che Pelotapulos. Ha, you don't have us fooled for a second.

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Friday, September 29, 2006
  Che, you rat bastard!
Che, is that my wife your with!!
OK, now it's personal.

I'm coming to get you.
-- Maxi

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  pelota girls
These girls will do anything for Master Che.
But they also have an unsatiable appetite for destruction.
Some say that if Che didn't control them, they'd be out of control......wait, is that a repetitive oxymoron nomenclature?

Either way, Che knows to be careful.

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His whereabouts are unknown. He's considered armed and dangerous, and is on Interpol's Most Wanted List. If seen, contact authorities immediately.

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