Dónde está Che Pelotas?
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
  Che is not the only one touching the lives of the young
Che,
You arrogant pelotudo. You're not the only one with a future brigade of fighters. Take a look at this young girl in Salento, Colombia sporting the limited edition, Maxi Rodriguez Interpol Certified silver and gold rimmed Ray Ban's. How's that for youthful style Mr. Silky Smooth?
And she's got the trademarked Maxi Rodriguez shot between the eyes - CHA-BLOWWW!! She'll be coming after you and your Fairy Fighters in no time.

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Thursday, November 22, 2007
  My posse is growing
Officers Rodriguez y Koharski,
Do not you know that your efforts are futile? I have a posse of young rebels and adoring fans throughout the globe. They share my values, righteous ideology, and also my pleasures. Even if you did catch me, one of my posse will take charge. You cannot stop our cause, everyday you waste time chasing us, our posse grows exponentially bigger and stronger.
These young recruits have good style. With a little bit of hand holding and the molding, they will be silky smooth muy pronto.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007
  You and the borracho need to get dressed for the party
Maxi....or is it Maxine? ha ha ha
Your poor police salary can't even buy you decent clothes. How do you expect to win this silly little war that you and the borracho speak much of? You don't want me to even tell you how bad your little partner knows how not to dress. At least the two of you should go to la tienda and buy some more improvement clothes so at least the blood that you will shed will be on designer labels.
Don't worry about me with your big war. Obviously I have the will of the youth, and soldiers from all over the world fighting for the PPM (Pelotas People Movement).
And my little boludos here even dress better than your ugly girly wear. ha ha ha.
la vida eterna tu cabeza de mierda

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Thursday, November 08, 2007
  Maxi's Rebuttal
Che,
You ugly sonofabitch. You think you're so silky smooth because that's what's written on our Interpol Daily Dockets. Do you think I'm scared of your greasy hairdo or Don Nico's stank eau de toilette. And don't even threaten me with your ho's the Pelota girls. I'll pistol-whip them back to the tiny Pampas village that they came from.
Don't worry Che, I'll leave the borracho at home. Instead I'll bring my friends Smith, Wesson, and Signor Baretta to the party.
Tu culo es mio

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Monday, November 05, 2007
  I'm not worried
Maxi,
In fact, when you bring your little so-called war onto me and my Don Nico, we are not so worried as to even participate. I will send my Pelota girls for you to since you and the borracho are not man enough for me. I will be laughing when my chicas tear apart your drunk buddy and your little girly face. Ha ha, I am laughing.
I will be eating shark flank steak while my girls, they are will be taking care of your foolish little girly-fighting business.

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Friday, November 02, 2007
  A message for Maxi Rodríguez
Maxi,
You silly little man. I do not need no stinking army to take on you bumbling boludos at Interpol. Do not you know that I am having the almighty Don on my side. You and the borracho Koharski are of no matching for my silky smooth self, and the Don of Suave, Don Nico. Prepare yourself for the tasting of our olive oil soaked bullets as it grazes your pretty little girly face.
La Vida Eterrrrnnnnnaaaaaaa
Besos, Che

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His whereabouts are unknown. He's considered armed and dangerous, and is on Interpol's Most Wanted List. If seen, contact authorities immediately.

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